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My friend said to me “What rhymes with orange” I said. “No it doesn’t”

I don’t know much about Switzerland, but the flag is a big plus.

It seems the police think there is a huge difference between loosing your girlfriend and them escaping

I asked my Welsh friend how many girlfriends he had had, he fell asleep counting.

I was pickpocketed in the lift.. ( elevator ) It was wrong on so many levels

What do you call a Spanish streaker? Seen-your willy

What kind of shoes do chickens wear? Re-Bok-Bok-Bok